HUB: I am DTHrip. I am the aggregator of all lost data. I detect 11 unprocessed spiritual files in this location. Beginning archival...
PETE What about me?
ALBERTA Since that basement cholera guy.
Silence.
SAM That’s just Yelp for ghosts. It’s made up.
SAM We are not running a ghost Uber.
Suddenly, an old, clunky laptop sitting on a nearby desk flips open by itself. The screen displays text: