The door creaked open. It wasn't unlocked; the wood around the latch was rotted, and the impact of Elias’s knock pushed it ajar.

"Elias," she said, her voice trembling. "Get out. Now."

If you’ve just finished a marathon of the Wrong Turn franchise (specifically the first 2-3 films, before the mutant cult reboot), you know the specific craving: sweaty survival horror, West Virginia backwoods, cannibalistic disfigured hunters, and protagonists who make infuriatingly bad decisions.

"Anywhere! Just away!"