Widow Whammy <2K>

You are being whammied .

: Never stay in the same spot for long. Once you reveal your position with a shot, enemies will likely attempt to flank you. widow whammy

This whammy whispers: “Every habit you built for two is now a landmine.” You are being whammied

And then, two seconds later, the whammy hits: How dare you? How dare you laugh when he’s gone? two seconds later

This isn’t their fault. But it is your reality. The friend filter is brutal: it shows you who can sit in the darkness with you, and who needs you to turn the lights back on immediately.

You laugh. A real laugh. A snort-laugh at a stupid meme.