Ron Swanson, who had wandered in for the free coffee, grunted. “Ma’am, the only thing more dangerous than a child with soda is a government telling a business how to dispense it. I’ll take four self-serve fountains in every restaurant.”
She slapped the binder open. “Page one: self-serve soda. A child could theoretically pour four refills. That is over 100 grams of sugar. That is anarchy.” marcia langman parks and rec
The Sacred Soda License