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Inside every espresso machine, water is pressurized to 9+ bars. Over time, microscopic bubbles form and implode (cavitation). Usually harmless. But if the pump’s vibration frequency perfectly matches the natural resonance of the plastic chassis… you get a standing wave. A tiny, invisible hammer striking the same molecule of plastic hundreds of thousands of times. anomalous coffee machine crack