:eroge De Subete Wa Kaiketsu Dekiru!

The red phone on the desk buzzed. It was the direct line to the alien flagship. The clock ticked down. Two minutes to destruction.

The room erupted into cheers. The President wiped sweat from his brow and looked at his nephew with newfound respect. :eroge de subete wa kaiketsu dekiru!

For ten agonizing seconds, nothing happened. Then, the main screen showed the alien fleet outside. The menacing, jagged warships halted. Their weapons, glowing with red energy, suddenly powered down. A transmission came through. It was Supreme Overlord Zog. The red phone on the desk buzzed