KYLE (Eyes wide) Dude. I can totally hold a hose. I have experience.
RON We did it! We beat the system!
HENRY enters, taking off his apron.
WOMAN (Gasps) Oh my god. I’m a casting director. I’m looking for someone to play "Pool Boy #3." It’s a very demanding role. You have to hold a hose.
RON (Hysterical) It’s two hundred dollars! We can buy the van storage! We live to cater another day!
RON is hyperventilating. He is staring at a receipt.
HENRY Ron, relax. It’s just a porn awards show.
HENRY So, that’s a wrap. The client refused to pay the gratuity because Kyle called the award statue "phallic."
KYLE (Eyes wide) Dude. I can totally hold a hose. I have experience.
RON We did it! We beat the system!
HENRY enters, taking off his apron.
WOMAN (Gasps) Oh my god. I’m a casting director. I’m looking for someone to play "Pool Boy #3." It’s a very demanding role. You have to hold a hose.
RON (Hysterical) It’s two hundred dollars! We can buy the van storage! We live to cater another day!
RON is hyperventilating. He is staring at a receipt.
HENRY Ron, relax. It’s just a porn awards show.
HENRY So, that’s a wrap. The client refused to pay the gratuity because Kyle called the award statue "phallic."