"We’re going to advertise like Brazzers," Julian said.
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Bloggers wrote think-pieces. Twitter users posted screenshots with captions like, "Wait, is Preston Industries okay?" and "The way my jaw dropped seeing this font." The meme community did the heavy lifting, remixing the ads with the same energy they reserved for the source material. "We’re going to advertise like Brazzers," Julian said
"I want to hijack the psychology of the brand," Julian explained, pacing now. "We lean into the meme. We treat our ergonomic chairs like they are the most scandalous, exclusive thing on earth. We use the same color palette, the same aggressive typography. We don't hide what we do; we act like we’re the undisputed kings of the industry. We create 'Posters' that look like movie posters. Bold, yellow headlines. Black bars. We make office furniture look dangerous." Bloggers wrote think-pieces
The conference room at Preston Industries was silent, save for the aggressive hum of the projector fan. Marcus, the CEO, sat at the head of the long mahogany table, staring at the final slide of the quarterly projection.
The room let out a collective, confused murmur. The CFO adjusted his glasses. "I… beg your pardon? That’s adult entertainment, Julian. We sell mid-range office furniture."
