If you have the exact text of that review, paste it here and I can help break down what the customer was really experiencing — lost package, customs delay, or just humorous frustration.
Ahoy, stamp collectors and pirate enthusiasts! Canada Post has released a fantastic new stamp featuring a mighty pirate ship, and we're excited to set sail with the details. pirate ship canada post
— There’s a known meme/review where someone tracks a package from Canada Post, sees it go to a port city, then lose tracking for weeks, and jokes it must have been loaded onto an actual pirate ship. If you have the exact text of that