But in our hearts? It’s real. It’s the crossover where the underdog (undercat?) finally teaches the legions of Hell that courage isn’t about size. It’s about the size of the spanish accent you use while kicking a Fallen Shaman into a spike trap.
But instead of a Fallen One, you hear it. A faint “la-la-la-la-la” over the sound of the Brimstone. puss in boots diablos
It starts like any other Tuesday in the Diablo universe. Sanctuary is on the brink of destruction. The High Heavens are burning. The Lords of Hell are laughing. You roll up to a dungeon as a Barbarian or a Sorceress, ready to grind for that Legendary Sword. But in our hearts
Puss takes a slow lick of his paw. He adjusts his hat. He looks up at the seven-story demon and says the line that would break the internet: It’s about the size of the spanish accent