Melody Marks Poop < PROVEN × 2026 >

No. She was being literal. And frankly, brilliant.

Panicked, Lily exclaimed, "Granny G, I just stepped in...poop...that's shaped like a musical note!" melody marks poop

If you are a parent of a toddler, you know that potty training comes with its own secret language. You know what "the grunt" means. You know what "the waddle" means. But last Tuesday, my two-year-old, Melody, invented a new phrase that stopped me dead in my tracks. melody marks poop

We cleaned the carpet. We lit a candle. Melody is now 17 and applying for colleges. She doesn’t remember saying it, but I had it cross-stitched onto a pillow for her dorm room. melody marks poop