Kyle nods, understanding nothing.

Come on, you know this one! "I'm a little worried 'bout my future plans..."

I'd rather read James Ellroy's grocery list than vibe with a man who made Cocktail watchable for people who don't drink.

The cater-wearers are miserable. HENRY (30s, dead-eyed) polishes a champagne flute. ROMAN (40s, bitter) angrily arranges pigs-in-a-blanket into a pentagram.